Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where
there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says,
"Look over there!" There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and
acting like she was swimming through the wheat.
The other blonde says, "Look over there!" where there was still
another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, "It's people like
that that give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde said, "Yeah!
And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of
them!"