A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can
count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think
it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.''
The next day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then
anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''Of course it is dear!''
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her
mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you
think its because I am a blonde?''
Her mother replied, ''No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen
years old."