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Blonde Suicide

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index
finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was
trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit
suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my
chest and I thought, `I just paid $6,000 for these,' then I put it in
my mouth and I thought, `I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.' So
then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, `this is going to make a
loud noise,' so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the
trigger."
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