Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for
players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded
if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She
said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and
then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new
clothes!'' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino
dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With
that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one
finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?'' The
second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''