One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the
redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a
pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left,
the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the
blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its
wings. "Now you've done it!" the red head yelled at the blonde. "Go
buy him another one just like that, here's some money." The redhead
went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. "Okay," said the
blonde, "but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing."