An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare
for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed
the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat,
shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing
the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was
missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up
to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said,
"I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the
captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in
here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one
has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"