A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time
found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing
nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she
draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap
sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and
down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that
until today you have never undergone an eye examination."