# ANALOG: Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.
# BACKUP: Opposite of go forward
# BATCH PROCESSING: Making a lot of cookies at once
# BINARY: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes
# BIT: 12-1/2 cents
# BRANCH: If watered, it will grow into a computer club (see computer club)
# BUFFER: Programmer who works in the nude
# BUG: 1. Programmer's term for a feature. 2. An elusive creature living in a program which
makes it incorrect. Note: The activity of "debugging" or removing bugs from a program ends
when a programmer gets tired of doing it, not when all the bugs are removed
# CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor
space
# COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors
# COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages
# CODING: An addictive drug
# COMPILE: A heap of decomposing vegetable matter
# COMPILER: Noah Webster (1758-1843)
# CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer
# CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words
# DUMP: A system programmer's work area
# FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative
# HARDWARE: The parts of a computer which can be kicked
# KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system
# LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages
# LOOP: See loop
# MACHINE-INDEPENDENT PROGRAM: A program which will not run on any machine
# MICROCOMPUTER: One millionth of a computer
# NULL STRING: The result of a 4-hour database search
# ONLINE: The idea that a human should always be accessible
# PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal