# "Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
# "Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
# "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
# "Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
# "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
# "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
# "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
# "Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
# "LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
# "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
# "bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
# "digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
# "packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
# "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.