>
> ---HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
>
> ---WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.
>
> ---HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
>
> ---WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
>
> ---HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
>
> ---WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
>
> ---HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME
TIME.
>
> ---WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO
>SOME SHOPPING.
>
> ---HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
>
> ---WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
>
> ---HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
>
> ---WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
>
> ---HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
>
> ---WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
MORNING.
>
> ---HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.
>
> ---WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
>
> ---HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
>
> ---WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
RECEPTIONIST.
>
> ---HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
>
> ---WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
>
> ---HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
>
> ---WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
>
> ---HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
>
> ---WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
>
> ---HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT
>WILL CLOSE.
>
> ---WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
>
> ---HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR
ANOTHER >USER.
>
> ---WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
>
> ---HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
>
> ---WIFE - I AM GOING
>
> ---HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
>
>