Y2K and Mickey Mouse

by Mike and Evan Morton
(to the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song")



What's the buzzword for the bug
That ends the century?
Y-2-K ! Y-2-K ! P-A-N-I-C!

Come along, and join the throng
and raid the grocery
D-I-S T-U-R B-A-N-C-E

Beans and rice and spam (and guns!)
Are all we need to be
S-U-R V-I-V A-L-I-S-T

Your box won't boot, so join the suit
against the industry:
M-A-L P-R-A C-T-I-C-E

What will work and what will crash?
It's all a mystery!
P-R-E D-I-C A-M-E-N-T

No more water, gas, or cash
or electricity
C-A-T A-S-T R-O-P-H-E

Life gets nasty, brutish, short
and poor as it can be
A-P-O C-A-L Y-P-T-I-C

Y2K (make a buck!), Y2K (make a buck!),
Watch how consulting fees are raised up high!
High! High! High!

How did this whole mess occur
and bring such misery?
P-R-O (oh, sure, two digits is enough)
G-R-A (airborne at midnight? good luck!)
M-M-I-N-G !