The New Birds & the Bees:

The mystery is gone ... How was I born?

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said, "You've got male!"