The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
(Just tilt your head to the left)


:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect
a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear
voice inflection over Unix.

;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or
sarcastic remark. More of the "don't" hit me for what
I just said" smilie.

:-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement
or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but
not quite as good as a happy smilie.

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse
than a :-).

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just
made




Those are the basic ones ... Here are some somewhat less common ones:



(-: User is left handed

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours
straight

:*) User is drunk

[:] User is a robot

8-) User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) User wears normal glasses

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a big girl

:-{) User has a mustache

:-(} User wears lipstick

{:-) User wears a toupee

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

:-[ User is a vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 User just made a wry statement

:-* User just ate something sour

:-)* User drools

:-*) User has a cold

:’-( User is crying

:’-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ User is screaming

:-# User wears braces

:) User has a broken nose

:V) User has broken nose, but it’s the other way

:_) User’s nose is sliding of his/her face

:-& User is tongue tied

=:-) User is a hosehead

-:-) User is a punk rocker

-:-( (real punk rockers don’t smile)

:=) User has two noses

+-(:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious
office

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) Same thing ... other side

|-I User is asleep

|-O User is yawning

:-Q User is a smoker

:-? User smokes a pipe

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (Or else user is a scuba diver)

O:-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P Nyahhhh!

:-S User just made an incoherent statement

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User’s lips are sealed

:-C User is really bummed

<|-) User is Chinese

<|=( User is Chinese and doesn’t like these kind of jokes

:-/ User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@= User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus hat

:-o Uh Oh!

(8-O It’s Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smile

3:[ Mean pet smile

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

%-6 User is braindead

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

(:I User is an egghead

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid wearing a propeller beanie

@:-) User is wearing a turban

:-o No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant Smilie

The invisible smilie

.-) User only has one eye

,-) User only has one eye ... but s/he’s winking

X-( User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

@;^[) Elvis

*<(:’) Frosty the Snowman

\
8-] FDR

7:-) Ronald Reagan

/:-) Gumby

@@@@@@@@:) Marge Simpson

=):-)= Abe Lincoln

[8-] Frankenstein

===:-D Don King

:-)x Senator Paul Simon


C=}>;*[)) Mega-Smilie .. A drunk, devilish chef with a
toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double
chin



Note: A lot of these can be typed with out noses to make midget smilies.


:) Midget smilie

:] Gleep ... a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend