Heavenly HMO


Three health care professionals find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asks the first, "Why do you belong here?"

The first replies, "I was a great surgeon. I have saved countless
lives."

"Welcome," says Saint Peter, "We've been expecting you."

Saint Peter then asks the second, "Why do you belong here?"

The second answers, "I was a family practitioner. I treated young and
old alike. I made them well again."

"Welcome," says Saint Peter, "We've been expecting you."

Finally, Saint Peter asks the third, "Why do you belong here?"

The third says, "I ran an HMO. I helped pay for thousands to receive
medical care."

"Okay," replies Saint Peter, "But you can only stay a day and a half."