The Doctor is in the House



"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his
psychiatrist.

"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed
that she had your face. And you can imagine, I found this very
disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back
to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and
then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my
appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this
strange dream."

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding,
"A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"