A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
window. Right away he tells her to undress.

After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this
he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "yYou're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."