You Might Be In The Health Care Field If

Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal to you.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.

You believe in serial spraying of Prozac.

Your idea of comforting a child is placing him in a papoose restraint.

You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a diagnosis.

You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce.

You think unspeakable evil will befall you is anyone says: "Boy, it sure is quiet around here."

When you are out in public, you compliment complete strangers on their veins.

You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide - Getting It Right The First Time."

You have ever had to leave a patient's room before laughing hysterically.

You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

You have ever restrained someone, and it was not a sexual experience.

You commonly utter the phrase: "What changed tonight at 2am that made this emergency after 6 months?!"

You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a diagnosis.

You think putting a Valium salt lick in the ER waiting room is a novel idea.

When you mention vegetables, you are not thinking of a food group.

You have been exposed to so many x-rays you don't even bother with birth control.

You have used the words "Healthcare Reform" to strike fear in the hearts of your co-workers.

You have heard, "Why, I don't know how that got stuck there" too many times.