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Obsession


A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him, "Doc, I think I have an
obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by
showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and
asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says, "OMIGOSH!!
Four people having sex!!!!".

Next the doctor draws a circle, at which the man gasps, and says,
"One man having sex."

Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which, of course, the patient
identifies as, "two woman and one man having sex".

The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I
do believe that you have an obsession with sex."

To which the man replies, "ME????? YOU'RE the one drawing all the
dirty pictures!"



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