Quip Snips

Quip Snips

Home › Short Jokes › Quip Snips

As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives, conserveratives and conservistatives.
The Republican party has never been closer together," says George Bush.
He's right, judging by the look of the aisles....
Mr. Bush strikes us as the sort of Texan that John Connally is a Republican.
Senator Laxalt nominated Mr. Reagan. Why does his name always sound to us like a low-sodium diet?
Let the Republicans worry about the future of the world.
We're just glad to discover, via our postcard mail, that spotted fawns still have a presence in Sault Ste....
We're not a per/+fect party," says Bob Dole. How can he expect the president to win with that kind of damaging insider revelation?
If Democrats had nominated Jesse Jackson for veep, the GOP speakers would have been, uh, well.
. . give us time and maybe we'll think of some famous black Republicans....
The GOP has continuity. In support of the Great Communicator the keynoter was the Mediocre Communicator.
Jeane Kirkpatrick, who spoke to the GOP meeting, is a Democrat.
Mr. Reagan used to be one, too. And, though there was no evidence of it at the convention, Mr....
In 1980, said Jeane Kirkpatrick, Americans elected "a very different president.
Right. No previous one had ever co-starred with Bonzo....

< previous

28

29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
next >