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The Republican platform again fails to support the ERA.
So the GOP can correctly claim it has treated women equally for two straight elections....
We're not sure who was in charge of testing the podium microphones at the convention but we're pretty sure who didn't have that job.
Mr. Reagan's aides say he'll campaign three to five days a week until the election.
Why are they cutting him back two to four days?...
Democrats say Mr. Reagan has a secret plan to raise taxes.
Big deal. Even if he does, our system requires him eventually to leak the news to Congress....
Experts say 53 percent of the voters in November will be women.
Not only is there a gender gap but also, apparently, an apathy gap....
Mr. Reagan currently leads Mr. Mondale by 10 to 15 points in the polls.
And even more in the calendars....
No, GOP doesn't stand for Gipper, Our President.
The median household income for the GOP delegates is $
52,700, compared with $20,000 for the average U.S....
Mr. Reagan got lots of applause at the convention for the economic recovery.
His economists, meanwhile, will continue trying to figure out what he did right....
Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....

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