Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose
it's how drunk you get. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets An Elepha...
You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.
And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order!...
Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all!
The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!...
It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man.
It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii....
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? -- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying...
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!...
Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground, said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.
' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson ...
Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....

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