Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club. Marge: Oh, Homey.
You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club....
If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa o...
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
I can get by with one. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode!
I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' ...
Man: You must be stupider than you look. Homer: Stupider like a fix! Lemon of Troy
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay.
Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity. Homer: Stupidity, eh? King-Size Home...
Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up. Home
Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do....
Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
.. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster. So lazy and surly. -- Homer Simpson Radioactive Ma
This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
If anybody wants me I'll be in the shower. -- Homer Simpson Lemon of Troy...

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