Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia...
Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
-- Homer Simpson Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)...
Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have....
Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons! -- Homer Simpson Saturdays of Thunde
TV Announcer: The following is a public service announceme
Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, Tibor.
I never thought it'd be my own wife. -- Homer Simpson Marge Gets A Job...
You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
-- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home...
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, this is really low. Home
Not as low as my low, low prices! Mr. Plow...

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