Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
-- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks?
Oh, if you ask me, old folk...
Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business.
But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing...
Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people. Homerpalooza...
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're 15.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
.. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again....
I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family?
Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...

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