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Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...
Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up...
Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
[everyone gasps] There. Bart: We want the truth!...
Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
And I have the records to prove it!...
Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go back to the fourth grade.
Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the dish ran away with. Lisa: The spoon, Bart. B...
Marge: Hello once again.
picture shows a green line] Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust your picture. _We_ are controlling the transmission....
creen shows "Tuesday"] Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?...
he Simpsons pull up, hop out of the car, and wave] Bu
Oh, goody: the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived....

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