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Homer arrives in the past] Homer: This time I'm not going to touch a thing.
[a tyrannosaurus rex attacks him] Aah!...
Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
[giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house] Ba...
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
[Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a di...
Kang: Foolish earthling...totally unprepared for the effects of time travel.
[aliens laugh, then change into Sherman and Mr....
Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...
Bart: Hey everybody! Let's all turn our desks backwards before Mrs.
Krabappel comes in! [everyone agrees vociferously] Ba...
Skinner: Over here, Simpson. The detention room is dangerously overcrowded so you'll be serving your time in the cafeteria.
Kid: [pressed against glass] Oxygen running out -- Skinner: Ye...
Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior....
behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
[click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the da...

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