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Bart: Hmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today? He should have beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago.
Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimb...
Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving u...
Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....
Willy: Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
[Skinner appears and axes him] Argh!...
Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson.
Yes...I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts....
Marge: Relax, honey, you were just having a crazy nightmare.
You're back with your family now where there's nothing to be afraid of....
Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
Bart: Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
Marge: You just answered your own question with that commode mouth....
Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from boarding school, will read the same passage I just read.
I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention. ...

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