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Burns: This house has quite a long and colorful history.
a chainsaw noise is heard] Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one....
Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe ...
Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar] Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family....
Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
[reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief. [lightning strikes, reve...
Homer stuffs his face] Moe: [through door] Homer?
It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward....
Homer chops through door] Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
[camera pulls back to reveal empty room] D'oh!...
Marge: [into microphone] Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson.
My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...

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