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Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up] Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising!...
Homer: You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles, but sitting here now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free country.
..it just makes me feel that I'm really...
Homer: This shouldn't be too hard to fix...with the right tools.
Homer: There...better than new! [puts final panel on toaste
inside lights blink] Now to take her for a test toast....
Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!
-- "Treehouse of Horror V...
Homer: Aah! OK, don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.
[remembers Abe with hair and a tuxedo] Abe...
Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the flo...
Ned: [on a TV] OK, everybody, let's see some biiig smiles!
[hooks descend on audience, forcing their cheeks apart] Just relax and let the hooks do their work....
Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up, there's one thing that never fail
a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap -- and a total frontal lobotomy. ...
Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
Wait! I have an idea!...

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