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Abe: I'm a member! Homer: Huh? Abe: What? Homer: What?
Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?...
Homer: Coming through! Can't throw me out, my father's a member.
I'm in, I'm in. Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in....
Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr. Burns here? Lenny: Sure. Watch -- he...
Homer: Is he the leader? Moe: Of this chapter. There are chapters all over the world.
And, it has been foretold that some day, a Chosen One will -- Home...
Carl: Let the initiation begin. Number One: All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven....
Number One: This ritual is called...Crossing the Desert.
Home
Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Homer: Really? Pl...
Homer: Jealous? Lenny: Well...no, we've got the same chair.
Homer: [smug] You're jealous. Lenny: Your membership pack....
Lisa: {I _still_ don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
} Homer: {That's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks....

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