The Simpsons

Homer: All right, how much do you charge? Zweig: If money's a problem, I charge on a sliding scale.
I can go as low as $30 an hour. Homer: Keep sliding....
Zweig: Marge, therapy can be an intense process. Marge
Uh huh... Zweig...
Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself.
Well what about _me_, Marge? Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth yet!...
Zweig: Marge, there's no simple explanation for your fear of flying.
But it can probably be traced to some childhood trauma....
Marge: [voice over] The kids at school were even worse.
[young Marge gets on the bus, sits next to a girl] Girl...
Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Tell me the truth!...
Marge: I keep having the same dream. I'm the mother from "Lost in Space".
[scene shift to Marge's dream] Marge: Ready for breakfast, Dr....
Zweig: Now...let's talk about your father. Marge: [hurried] Sure.
OK, I'll talk about father...Father Christmas. That's what they call Santa Claus in England....
Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but, uh, your last check bounced.
Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Ma...
Marge: [weeping] My father was a stewardess! Zweig
Marge, there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Today, male flight attendants or "stewards" are common....

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