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Marge: Do you think those things could also have contributed to my fear of flying?
Zweig: [brusque] Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry....
Homer: Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through this.
[he and Marge sit down; some noises occur] Those are all normal noises....
Plumber: Looks like you got a leak. Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon?
The basement is getting awfully flooded....
Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
[turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the ...
Homer: [giggles] I can see everything and they're none the wiser!
[the glass starts to crack, then it breaks and he falls in] Moe...
Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer. Lenny...
Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join? Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership
be the son of a Stonecutter -- Homer: Next?...
Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? Marge...
Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...

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