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Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
[struggles with her seat belt] Homer: Marge, what's wrong?...
Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
.. Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure it's nothing....
Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened.
Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us again....
Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems. Marge: No, no, honey, i...
Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?
Marge: In a little while. -- Marge hammers shingles at night, "Fear of Flying...
Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you? Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of Flying...
Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson. I have many, many i...
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