The Simpsons

Bart: When the hell are we getting to... where the hell are we going?
Marge: Mmm. It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmesettport....
Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
-- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Home
I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure does, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Marge: [removing an ice cube tray filled with notes reading "Fill Me"] Well, duh.
With what, Ned? [removes note, revealing another note reading "With Water"] Mmm....
Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head f...
Lisa: A library! ... No, I can't... that's the old, nerdy Lisa.
[Pippi Longstockings appears] Pippi: Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas, and make me live again!...
Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
.. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Lisa: I usually hang out in front. Erin: You like to hang out too?
Lisa: Well, it beats doing stuff. Erin: Yeah. Stuff sucks....

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