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The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
Lisa: A gift from my favorite crustacean. Rick: Hey.
.. did you learn that word from a teacher for something?...
Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines.
.. large box of condoms......
My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a f.
.. [the last customer leaves] Follow me. -- Moral values up high, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320.
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it....
Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
-- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
You taught us about cool things like nature, and why we shouldn't drink sea water.
-- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...

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