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Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam.
I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive...
Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
Marge: Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know?
Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it....
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
view of 3 vases, matching the kids' height] Lisa: [muffled] Bart, do you think it's safe?
Bart: [muffled] I don't care -- I can't breathe in here!...
See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge...
Marge: Yes, doctor. It's what we've always feared: it's loose.
Hugo is loose. See you soon! -- Casual phonecalls, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...

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