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Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like.
.. [dramatic] Siamese twins! Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins"....
Hibbert shows Bart-Hugo to Marge] [one of them starts gnawing the other ferociously] Marge
I think I'll bottle-feed that one. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately....
Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing. Homer: We chained Hug...
Homer: We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might run to.
Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack. -- Hey, I used to hang out there!...
Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Hugo: I went mad after they tore us apart, but I'll be sane.
.. once I sew us back together. Bart: But you'll *kill* both of us....
Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
-- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Hibbert: There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here, why, you've probably never ever seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
Here. [Hibbert hand...
We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and.
.. [sees Hugo] Oh. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...

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