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Hibbert: You know, isn't it interesting how the left -- or sinister -- twin is invariably the evil one.
I had this theory that... Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He...
Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo? [Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds, wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin] Lisa
Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin. ...
Lisa: This tooth will be perfect for my science project.
[sets up her exhibit: "Will cola dissolve a tooth?...
Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity] Lisa
Ow! What's _that's_ supposed to prove? Bart: That nerd...
Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
-- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
[gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
Bart: You can't protect them every second....
It worked! The de-bigulator world! -- Tiny Frink, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Leader: Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa. Lisa
Your world is incredible. _And_ you speak English....

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