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Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk....
Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about.
Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante....
Burns: Well, did you meet Larry? Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be "semper fudge.
At that point, he told me to [making quotes with finge...
Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
[brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
Larry: Everybody go nuts! I'm buying! [to Moe] Hey, Handsome, send the bill to my dad.
Moe: Okay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill....
Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son? Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?...
Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for. Larry: Yeah, I tell ya, I...
Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
Wiggum: All right, Mr. B. When the kidnappers call with the ransom demand, you tell them you'll leave the money under the big net in the park.
Lou: And then down comes the net, rig...

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