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Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books....
Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
Eddie: Sure did, Chief. Wiggum: [reading paper] 5-5-5....
Lisa: Hey, I think I got a Pai Gow. Bart: [groans] I hate Pai Gow.
Can't we just play Quang Jong? -- Those games they play, "Burns, Baby Bu...
Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere! Marge: No...
Larry: We've gotta find someplace to hide. Homer: [gasps] The abandoned warehouse!
[they enter a dilapidated warehouse] [inside, people are busily working] Home...
Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
-- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
-- "Burns, Baby Bu...

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