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Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge...
Wiggum: Don't be a fool, Simpson! Let the kid go! Bu
[through amplifier] The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!...
Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love....
Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
[cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
.. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
Lisa: Who's playing that music? Marge: And where's all that liquor coming from?
Homer: It's a party, Marge. Doesn't have to make sense....
TV: ... and fight and fight and fight... [screen goes blank] Bart & Lisa
[screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault....
Announcer: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.
Homer: [gasps] Someone found my keys! -- Prioritizing the news, "Bart After Dark...
Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: [gasp...

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