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Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
Bart: Milhouse, this is boring. Make it crash or something.
Milhouse: [smugly] Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale model pilot....
Martin: Ah! It's gaining on us! Ralph: I'm pedaling backwards!
-- Ralph the Viking, "Bart After Dark...
I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.
-- Monty Burns, "Bart After Dark...
Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
Nelson: I heard a witch lives there. Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there....
S-U-C-C-E-E-S! That's the way you spell succe...
-- Bart follows the steps of his S-M-R-T fathe...
[lauging] No, no. H-help, h-help. I'm gonna die. -- Very perceptive, "Bart After Dark
Milhouse: Oh, no! The witch has Bart! Martin: We've got to hurry!
[The boys run off screaming in terror....
Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....

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