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Brockman: A clean-up effort is already underway, and as always, the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes, Hollywood movie stars.
[cut to Baby Seal Beach, where Rai...
Lisa: We'd be doing our part for the environment! Plus, we'd get to clean up all those cute animals.
Marge: Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals. You can stay righ...
Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
Marge: Now the cat needs his medication... Homer: [assenting, simultaneously] No problem.
.. Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off....
And if anything happens, just use your best judgemmmm.
.. just do what I would do....
Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
Homer: [mouth full of food] You know, Bart, I saw this one.
Bart: [mumbles incoherently] Announce...
Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
[Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna save an otter!
Ma...
Homer: Geez, look at this place. We gotta do something.
Bart: Hmm. Garbage angels?...

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