The Simpsons

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.
So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service...
Homer: [annoyed] Is he still out there? Marge: Yes.
He's raking leaves? Homer: What? That's _your_ job....
Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet....
Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list.
Woman: [singing] Love love love love love! I'm in love with lovely Johnny....
Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun....
Inspector: Name? Woods: James Woods, heh. Woma
Previous job experience? Woods: Ooh, uh, let's see, "True Believer", uh, "Salvador", "Onion Field", uh -- "The Hard Way"?...
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Wood...
Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
{Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
Marge: Hmm. Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.
Apu: Oh, they'll never move that way. Lisa: Mmm, corn!...
Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?...