The Simpsons

Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
Homer: Sorry buddy, you've got me confused with Fred Flintstone. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face] What is the &l
meaning> of this! Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless!...
Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
[turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
Moe: Whatsamatta, Homer? It's the hottest ladies night in months and you're not even checking out the action.
Homer: Oh Moe, my wife gave me the ol' heave-ho because of some lousy pic...
If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex really caters to up-scale singles like me.
[belch] -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
Burns: What in blue-blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?
Homer: What do you mean, sir? Burns: [showing Homer the photo] I mean this!...
Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....

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