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Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off.
[looking to the ball] Beauty, isn't she? Marge...
Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
They're a little warm and moist.
-- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes, "Jacques to be Wild...
Marge: I'm awfully sorry! Bowler: Entirely my fault.
It's nice to meet you... [looks at her bowling ball] Homer....
Bowler: Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They're far too tapered for the ball you are using.
You need something lighter, more delicate. Here, use my ball. Marge: No...
Many people have senseless attachments to heavy clumsy things such as this Homer of yours.
-- Jacques, "Jacques to be Wild...
Marge: You're a very good teacher! Jacques: Yes I am a very good teacher and I can teach you everything.
I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean. Which frame...
Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
Hot pizza, the food of kings! -- Homer serves dinner, "Jacques to be Wild

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