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Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it? Marge: Oh, very smooth. \< Jac...
TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German ruler?
Homer: Hitler! Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler, North Dakota?...
TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what?
[all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue! Orange!...
Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
-- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
We do have a product that is more in your price range.
However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
Homer: [breaks down in tears] Of all the rip-off, screw job, chip joint.
.. [gets up] Forget you pal... [sobbing] thanks for nothing....
Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah
Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...

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