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Marge: Ooh, that's a _great_ price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.
Apu: Oh, great selection and rock-bottom prices....
Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
That old man up front, he is starved for attention....
Apu: Let's go to...that line. Marge: But that's the longest.
Apu: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat....
Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question?...
Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart!
Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake- charmers instrum...
Apu: Thank you all for the kind praise. Homer: Well, you deserve it.
All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart....
Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
When I first arrived, you were all suc...
Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it. Homer: And we've _all_ found...
Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...
Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?
} Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu...

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