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Now let me start by saying... Good for you son! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're righ...
I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
-- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
Homer: You were on your way to jump the gorge, weren't you!
Bart: Maybe. -- Bart and the 9th commandment? "Bart the Daredevil...
Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
-- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...
Why that little liar! I should have... And I was going to play pickle with him.
-- Homer, finding Bart's room empty, "Bart the Daredevil" (You need three people to play `pickle'....
I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
-- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
You know boy, I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do right.
.. -- Homer, slipping away on a skateboard, "Bart the Daredevil...
You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...

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