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In the Silverdome, now ablaze with flashbulbs, as `Hooray for Everything' leaves the field!
Of course, a stadium is much too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody seems to care!...
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream....
Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
[which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
Cool! The wrong side of the tracks! -- Bart crosses the railroad tracks, "Bart vs.
Thanksgiving...
Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed! -- Bart observes he can make $
12 by giving blood, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Nurse: Hey, you've gotta be eighteen to sell your blood.
Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
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